Text 17 Jul

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: niqabisinparis)

via melissa.
Text 17 Jul

cakejam:

when u want something but the price just too much

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(Source: cakejam)

via melissa.
Text 17 Jul

harrystylesdildo:

niki3e:

harrystylesdildo:

you never fully realize just how weird people are until you work a minimum wage customer service job

I volunteer at a gift shop. I realize how weird people are. And I don’t even get paid for dealing with the craziest people. CRYING AT THE CARDS MAN. 

"volunteer at a gift shop"

via melissa.
Video 17 Jul

(Source: dickbuttofficial)

via melissa.
Photo 17 Jul impertinenttomcat:

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

i FUC KING HIT MY HEAD LAU GHING

impertinenttomcat:

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

i FUC KING HIT MY HEAD LAU GHING

Text 17 Jul

wigglytuffer:

sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

(Source: wigglytuffer)

via melissa.
Text 17 Jul

moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

Text 17 Jul

ifsheetswerestates:

fall out boy lyrics be like

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Text 17 Jul

r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

via melissa.
Text 17 Jul

hexgoddess:

I hate to break this to you but there are lesbian relationships that involve penis because there are trans lesbians with penises. There are lesbian relationships where everyone has penises in them.

Sorry* to burst your transmisogynist bubble.

*Lol, I’m not sorry.

(Source: punwitch)

Text 17 Jul

larrydelevingnesheeran:

carsonphillips:

When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere

This actually happens

Text 16 Jul

chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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Photo 16 Jul i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

Text 16 Jul

musicalmurderscene:

sweettoothspookycandypuns:

2spookykarkat:

lucifersblog:

the-final-horcrux:

that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan

the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold

oh my god

That escalated quickly 

oh god

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Video 16 Jul

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