Text 30 Aug 2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:
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via Old Sport.
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Why does being depressed have to hit me at the worst times? All I wanted to do today was be antisocial and the single friend I thought would cheer me up was a downright asshole to me. It doesn’t help that I work in the fast food industry and almost had a panic attack because he was too focused on being a jerk to me to even consider helping me out.

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raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

via it's a fez.
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irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

via 豺狼.
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via Not Porn.
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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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via melissa.
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broliloquy:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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This entire post made me smile.

Photo 30 Aug ihaveabigcock-pit:

How much are we talking here

ihaveabigcock-pit:

How much are we talking here

(Source: fxk-love)

via melissa.
Photo 30 Aug laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

via melissa.
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wafflesex:

You know what?

I’M PROUD OF MY ARTS AND YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURS TOO

BECAUSE IT IS A THING YOU MADE WITH YOUR HANDS AND YOUR BRAIN AND NO ONE ELSE’S AND IF IT CAN MAKE AT LEAST ONE PERSON HAPPY, THEN IT IS GOOD

GO YOU. FUCK YEAH YOU.

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(Source: weheartit.com)

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captainarlert:

Baseball and football anime: tight. white. pants. 

Tennis: legs and arms, like hellooo

Basketball: dem biceps and triceps. also legs, hm

Swimming: everything, you get everything

Photo 30 Aug imthewreck:

heyramsay:

here you go matt:
 

I’ve actually waited so long for this baby to come back because I made it and laughed so hard

imthewreck:

heyramsay:

here you go matt:

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I’ve actually waited so long for this baby to come back because I made it and laughed so hard

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fairyhaired:

rivermoth:

If ur feeling small today I dare you to sit up straighter, look someone who scares u directly in the eye, take up room at the dinner table, make yourself bigger, when ‘sorry’ laps at the back of your tongue, tries to pick up after you, remind yourself that your existence doesn’t demand an apology, that you are allowed to make mess and take up space, do not be afraid to expand. Every single goddamn minute. Expand, expand, expand

i needed this today

(Source: excercisebook)

Photo 30 Aug featheredschist:

shitstain-of-heart:

loosifcr:

heavensknightofhell:

lilacballad:

# I JUST WANT TO IMAGINE THE STORY BEHIND THE NECESSITY OF THESE CUPS FOR A MINUTE
kuwata-kun same

it’s actually way too common where painters almost drink their paint water

Or actually full out drink it

Or rinse the brush in your drink

Both.

featheredschist:

shitstain-of-heart:

loosifcr:

heavensknightofhell:

lilacballad:

# I JUST WANT TO IMAGINE THE STORY BEHIND THE NECESSITY OF THESE CUPS FOR A MINUTE

kuwata-kun same

it’s actually way too common where painters almost drink their paint water

Or actually full out drink it

Or rinse the brush in your drink

Both.

(Source: princusbeau)


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