January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
Why does being depressed have to hit me at the worst times? All I wanted to do today was be antisocial and the single friend I thought would cheer me up was a downright asshole to me. It doesn’t help that I work in the fast food industry and almost had a panic attack because he was too focused on being a jerk to me to even consider helping me out.
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat
gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do
i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week
This entire post made me smile.
You know what?
I’M PROUD OF MY ARTS AND YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURS TOO
BECAUSE IT IS A THING YOU MADE WITH YOUR HANDS AND YOUR BRAIN AND NO ONE ELSE’S AND IF IT CAN MAKE AT LEAST ONE PERSON HAPPY, THEN IT IS GOOD
GO YOU. FUCK YEAH YOU.
Baseball and football anime: tight. white. pants.
Tennis: legs and arms, like hellooo
Basketball: dem biceps and triceps. also legs, hm
Swimming: everything, you get everything
here you go matt:
I’ve actually waited so long for this baby to come back because I made it and laughed so hard
If ur feeling small today I dare you to sit up straighter, look someone who scares u directly in the eye, take up room at the dinner table, make yourself bigger, when ‘sorry’ laps at the back of your tongue, tries to pick up after you, remind yourself that your existence doesn’t demand an apology, that you are allowed to make mess and take up space, do not be afraid to expand. Every single goddamn minute. Expand, expand, expand
i needed this today