marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
you never fully realize just how weird people are until you work a minimum wage customer service job
I volunteer at a gift shop. I realize how weird people are. And I don’t even get paid for dealing with the craziest people. CRYING AT THE CARDS MAN.
"volunteer at a gift shop"
this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard as i did the 1st time i saw it
i FUC KING HIT MY HEAD LAU GHING
I hate to break this to you but there are lesbian relationships that involve penis because there are trans lesbians with penises. There are lesbian relationships where everyone has penises in them.
Sorry* to burst your transmisogynist bubble.
*Lol, I’m not sorry.
When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere
This actually happens
Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like
what the fuck kind of scenario is that
a gatsby party
that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan
the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold
oh my god
That escalated quickly